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Christmas Quiz  Product 2 of 5 in category Calendar Dates  Halloween Howlers

Christmas Jokes

 
 
Christmas Jokes
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Christmas Jokes - guaranteed to send you crackers!

Use sparingly - these jokes should come with a public elf warning!

 

  • 1. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
  • a. Tinselitus!
  • 2. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
  • a. It's Christmas, Eve!
  • 3. What did Cinderella say when her photographs weren't ready?
  • a. Some day my prints will come!
  • 4. Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
  • a. Because she kept running away from the ball!
  • 5. What is mum's favourite Christmas carol?
  • a. Silent Night!
  • 6. What carol is heard in the desert?
  • a. Camel Ye Faithful!
  • 7. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
  • a. Deep and crisp and even.
  • 8. What goes Oh! Oh! Oh! ?
  • a. Santa walking backwards!

 

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