Join St. George, Queen Elizabeth II, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare and John Lennon in this celebration of England and its great cultural heritage.
(I have just added Ode To St. George. This is great fun - I include an excerpt below. You will receive your free copy of this poem when you place an order for the play - I will email it to you as an attachment - Enjoy!)
Narrator: St. George's Day! April 23rd! What a day for England to celebrate!
St. George: And who better to lead the celebrations - than me!
Churchill: And me!
Lennon: And me!
Queen Eliz: And me! My birthday's just 2 days before - on the 21st!
Shakespeare: And me! It's the same day as my birthday and the day I died!
Narrator: Now, wait a minute. Saint George - yes, fair enough. It is your day that we are celebrating. But what are the rest of you doing here?
Queen Eliz: (Indignantly)What monstrous cheek!
Lennon: You tell him, Ma'am!
Churchill: Never have so many been so insulted by so few!
Shakespeare: "That it should come to this"!
Queen Eliz: If I had just one of my corgis here ....
Ode to St. George (extract)
St. George's Day is here.
England never shall have
Anything to fear!
Land of Hope and Glory
Mother of the Free
We have no national holiday
Now how can that be?
St. George, get off your charger
And come and sort this out.
If you truly champion valour
Then leave us in no doubt.
We know the dragon was a myth
Though it made a real good story.
It was and is a favourite still
With kids and Jackanory.
We know you had no English blood
Nor stepped foot on our shores.
And armed with this surprising knowledge
Surely we have cause to pause?
So why choose you, as patron saint
To represent our land?
Come tell us what we need to know
Or we shall get you banned!
Who is our patron saint?
Please say England never shall have
Cause to faint.
*Emboldened text to be read by St. George - this page and next.