These 30 Halloween jokes were written as an optional extra to my Halloween Assembly. The assembly is around 10 to 15 minutes, and, as I usually include a number of jokes in my plays, I thought it would be useful to have a bank of jokes from which to choose - and possibly add to the script to make it longer - distributing the jokes among the speakers (up to 30).
Here are a selection:
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
What is a skeleton’s favourite musical instrument?
What is a skeleton’s favourite food?
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
What do you call two witches living together?
What is a witch teacher’s favourite lesson?
Which is Dracula’s favourite building in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A pain in the neck.
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club.
Why did Dracula take cough medicine?
To stop his coffin.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.
What do you think of these Dracula jokes?
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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